![]() ![]() In case you haven't figured it out yet, I'm currently wallowing in my cinematic element. (Did you say the slimy, seemingly sentient cock's disposition was "nastier than usual"?) Yeah, well, you see, most slimy, seemingly sentient cocks are merely disagreeable, this slimy, seemingly sentient cock, however, was downright belligerent. Except, instead promoting housewife baffling margarine and being hit the face by seabirds while riding on roller-coasters–you know, like regular Fabio–this Fabio was intimidating a leggy blonde with the slimy, seemingly sentient cock with jagged teeth and a nastier than usual disposition. When I saw the shirtless guy (and by "shirtless," I mean he wasn't wearing a shirt) with a penis monster for a cock approach the kiddie pool where one of the titular characters from Tromeo and Juliet was wading, I thought to myself: Hey, that guy sort of looks like a brunette version of Fabio. ![]()
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